Since starting this account, I’ve gotten a lot of questions, the most frequent among them being, why is your name ‘the little bookworm girl?’
Actually, everything I just said was a lie. I haven’t gotten any questions, at all. I made that question up because I have a clever answer. I don’t even think anyone reads this blog. I’m pretty sure the only person who reads these posts is my older sister, Charlotte. Hi Charlotte.
But we’re going to pretend that a lot of people ask me questions, and that I’m popular.
So why the little bookworm girl?
Let’s go word by word.
The:
the word ‘the’ is a definitive article (i think/i hope) and it is used usually before a noun or adjective. fun fact: i was ORIGINALLY going to call myself just ‘little bookworm girl’, but unfortunately littlebookwormgirl.wordpress.com was already taken. Whoever you are, who took my domain name, i bet i’m gonna be more popular than you.
Little:
I am small. For more specific details on my smallness, see my first post, entitled, “Yes, I Am Small.”
Bookworm:
This is a very false description of me, I cannot actually remember the last time I legit thought to myself, ‘you should read’. I read when a) i am required to or b) my parents have taken my phone away and there is not much else to do.
Don’t get me wrong, I used to be a bookworm. I’ve read the entire Harry Potter series 17 times over the span of four years. That’s 71808 pages, which is 17952 pages a year, which is 49 pages a DAY. I don’t know how I had time for that. 11 year old Me did not have very many friends.
Girl:
I really don’t think I need to explain this.
#grlpwr4life
*internal cringe*