Okay… I know that I have a big family, but I never really appreciate how big it actually is until around the middle of March. Why March, you may ask? Allow me to explain.
March 20: Jordy’s Birthday
March 27: Dad’s Birthday
April 9: Robert’s Birthday
April 13: My Birthday
April 14: My Cat’s Birthday
April 15: Mom’s Birthday
May 2: Emma’s Birthday
And let’s not forget the two wedding anniversaries that are in there too!
The point is, from March to May it’s basically birthday bonanza. True, there are a few other birthdays sprinkled throughout the rest of the year too, but a majority of them, including mine, are right in the middle of the birthday gauntlet. You might be thinking, “hey, that doesn’t sound too bad, it actually sounds fun!” Haha! No.
You see, each birthday is not just celebrated on one day. In fact, you’re lucky to celebrate your birthday on your actual birthday at all. You have the birthday breakfast on one day, and then you have to wait until the weekend to have cake and presents, and then birthday dinner is usually on a Friday because it’s easy for Dad to get off work easy, and then there’s that one present that doesn’t arrive in the mail until a week later so you gotta round up all the kids in the living room again just to open one present. Gah. AND if you’re turning an even number, you’re also entitled to a birthday party with friends, which is extra cake, presents, games, etc. It’s insane.
Not to mention ALL the cake. SO much cake. Now, I love cake, but after you have an average of two cakes a week, it gets pretty tiring.
So, that’s the birthday gauntlet, and right now, the 2017 gauntlet just beginning. Hopefully I’ll make it out alive.